If a diabetic coma is something you are looking to try then these malt beers are for you. I can remember in my college days girls would take zimas and put jolly ranchers in them. I could have been a millionaire if I thought mixing massive amount of glucose with a malt lager would result in something humans would consume with passion. I have also heard that even though these are clear liquids, you will puke purple...fascinating:)

Very helpful rules to live by!