do you have a fire escape?
No, we're on the 1st floor.
can't just do it outside? the smoking, i mean. we just rolled a grill out into the parking lot of our apartment in college since we had no balcony or deck or anything. no one said a word. and i'm sure weirder things have happened in brooklyn.
There are grills in the park that we could use, and I even have a grill in one of these boxes somewhere...but, we'd have to build a chimney apparatus, and sit there and wait while the smoke condenses into liquid smoke.
Also, we'd have to pick up a bundt pan. I'm liking the aquarium pump idea myself.
